Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Return of Art F*g! USA! USA! USA!

Art F*g is back.

In other news, American Apparel stocks went up today.***

Please don't be dumbasses this weekend, kids. Designate a driver, blah blah blah.

Everytime I see people waiting around to watch fireworks, I am reminded of the zombies in "Land of the Dead."

That was going somewhere, but I forgot where. I started drinking a little too early, obviously.

***This joke would have been funnier if the stocks had gone up more than 0.15%, damnit.

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